Joe Wurzelbacher: American Dick.
The following quotation as well as a recording of the exchange between the two men (Barak Obama and Joe "dick" Wurzelbacher) can be seen here. http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/us_elections_2008/7673170.stm
"After the debate, [noted dick] Mr Wurzelbacher told CBS News that being mentioned in the campaign was "surreal" but that Mr Obama's answer to his question had left him feeling uneasy.
"I've always wanted to ask one of these guys a question and really corner them and get them to answer a question... for once instead of tap dancing around it.
"And unfortunately I asked the question but I still got a tap dance... Almost as good as Sammy Davis Jr," he [noted dick Joe Wurtzelbacher] said."
Problems with this:
1. Mr. Obama "tap dances like Sammy Davis Jr."
Um, WTF?! Just consider *that* remark for a moment.
2. This is a very well played use of media on the part of the McCain campaign. (yes, I'm saying I really do think Joe Dick was given his lines.) In this kind of situation Obama is required to explain his entire plan but noted dick, Joe Wurtzelpenis is not, he can simply demand that his needs be met while Obama must balance the needs of many with those of Joe Dippensticken. Joe's needs, on the other hand, can be construed any way necessary to get the desired effect, in this case the desired effect is: uppity, over educated, elite, black man screws over honest salt of the earth, hard working white guy.
3. It appears king Joe Kockenschtuppen takes no thought whatever of the larger community he is a part of and the needs of that community. In fact he seems to have no idea whatever that his success in business is contingent upon a larger community full of other solvent people who need to have some plumbing done.
Those the newly nationalized insurance companies and banks we just bought are going to cost us unfathomable amounts of money. We all gotta help pay for that if we want the goose to keep laying those morally questionable golden eggs. Joe Assendoofen, does not understand that no matter how hard working he is, if we fall into another great depression people will put their bathroom remodel plans on hold for a good ten years. And should that happen, I suspect mindless Mr. Dickendoozer will blame the most convienent scapgoat he can find for his sudden loss of business, (an actual tap dancing black man, perhaps?)
He will behave this way because he is a selfish ass, hard working, maybe, but lacking any knowledge of, well, anything beyond his dickish little self and his bullet headed little world. It would not be difficult for noted dick, Joe Schlongendoinker to obtain the knowledge he lacks, as he is not stupid. If he were merely stupid this would not be so upsetting. He is not stupid (he's no genius either, mind you) he's simply incapable of thinking of anyone one besides his dick swinging self and this is the problem. Perversely, it is for this reason he doesn't really know what his own interests, politically or otherwise, actually are. It is not stupidity but selfishness that makes it easy for various demagogs to manipulate noted dickhead, Joe Assenheimer. He's the perfect mark for the Karl Rove's of the world. Just tell all the Joe Dickenwankers out there that they could have everything and be a big rich man if it weren't for the liberals or immigrants or Jews etc. keeping the prosperity down. Sad, because democracy doesn't work when people think like Joe Wurtzelfucker.
3. Obama's answer to noted asshole, Joe Wurtzelstuffer was clear consise and well reasoned. There was no equivocating or dodging or even any rhetorical flourishes. Really, watch it and tell me. Whether Obama was right or wrong we could debate, I guess, but if Obama's answer was not clear to Joe Wankenhammer, then perhaps we ought not to spend any more time thinking about his great struggle to understand fiscal policy, which seems to amount "to no taxes for me ever." We could call it the Joe Wackendrivel doctrine.
10-17-08
This just in:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/us_elections_2008/7675278.stm
4. Turns out Dick Fuffendoinker doesn't even have a plumbers licence and owes a few grand in back taxes - god knows how much to his bookie. Oh, and it turns out his name is Sam.
Now, this... this is scary. Obama's plan would be directly beneficial to this monumental ass. Apparently Joe, um, I mean Sam Dickenkugel subconsciously pines for more of the very taxes he appears to be so incensed about. Does he think he doesn't deserve a tax cut? ...Or maybe he just needed some quick cash, but let's leave that possibility aside for the moment.
Maybe the problem is that Sammy Dippensticken thinks the schlubby ordinary version of himself he looks at in the mirror every morning doesn't deserve a tax cut because he hates that self for not being rich. He's advocating for the rich self that will one day run the show; the self that will win the big game and give the big kiss off speech that finally puts it all in perspective which sets the stage for him to punch his old boss in the face and... cut to tropical beach, blue sky, drink w/umbrella, steel drum music, hot babe, maybe that chick who does the news at the whitehouse, oh yeah, the press secretary, what's her name?
It's Dana Perino, Dick.
And fade to black.
What I take from all this:
The tone of political debate is completely manipulative, it's like dealing with someone who has a personality disorder. For example in the debate wednesday evening McCain expressed concern that the democrats might institute 'one party rule' what with Obama supporting all those liberal policies democrats seem to like so much. Hmmmm. What a whopper of a desperate move. "One party rule?!" Check the worn out cold war rhetoric on old Johnnie McCain!!! I bet he could still pull off a leisure suit too. But that, of course, doesn't mean he should do that either.
This, friends, is a manipulation technique: do some unethical thing (i.e. eight years of disastrous one party control, unconstitutional levels of executive authority, installing conservative supreme court justices, mismanagement and conflict of interest everywhere you look et cetera) and then accuse the person you just victimized of intending or doing the very same thing. It is a form of reverse projection that abusers and borderline personalities use to make their victims feel crazy. They hit you in the face and tell you if you would just stop trying to harm them they wouldn't have to resort to violence.
"But? But I didn't..."
In the end you have to spend huge amounts of effort clearing yourself of something you didn't do before you can even address the crimes of your accuser, and somehow the conversation just... never... gets... there.....
Silly of Obama to try to refute McCain by claiming he has bi-partisan intentions. Why try to claim he intends to 'reach across the aisle?" The right answer would be best framed in the form of a question. Senator McCain "What aspect of foreign or domestic policy isn't at this moment a pile of smoking wreckage owing to barely intelligible republican policies?" Then tell the cranky old man that he'd be more than willing to support republican policy initiatives as soon as they come up with something that is worth supporting. I think that'd be enough.
Didn't see this for a couple of days. Nice work.
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